Welcome to Wrong Warp. There is no manual. Good luck.

Dii Van Damme is eight feet tall, built like a siege engine, and powered by stolen cosmic glitches. With a talking ferret, a janitor’s badge, and the mysterious BlackBox, he’s survived Eldritch Realms and weaponized the chaotic system known as Wrong Warp.

Now, hunted by Assassination Snowmen and other patchwork nightmares, Dii must keep realm-hopping to steal powers faster than the universe can delete him. But there’s a catch—he can’t keep them all, and juggling abilities is getting dangerous.

Dii's gonna MinMax until something breaks.